My Favorite Copypastas

Just some of my personal favorites:   (PS, Sorry the font colors are hard to read.)


This offends me as a vegan transgender atheist who vapes and crossfits 4 times a week and I'm also a male feminist as I identify myself as a Rastafarian Apache helicopter dog mega multi combo god of hyper death and if you don't agree with me you're an ignorant arrogant globaphobic sexist lesbian.

 I sexually identify as a copypasta. Ever since I was a boy I've always wanted to spam chats with unfunny walls of text. People think I'm mentally retarded for constantly copying and pasting, but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm also getting an operation that will tattoo my many verses across my body. If you can't accept my shitposts, then that means you are a decent intellectual with good taste. Thank you for being understanding.

 birds that bob their head back and forth and peep really fast when they fly away 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

I only smoke high end vapes from the future, as I'm walking down the street with my fancy e-cig glowing I feel like a time travelling assassin. Standing on the street corner in the rain with slow streams of beautiful vapor trail coming from my mouth, I've finally transcended awesomeness. Do you even vape bro? Naw don't even bother answering. I can already see you are not on my level. Just go back to smoking your stupid cigarette like the sheep you are, fucking casual.

 🔞Shawty🔞 had them 🍎apple🍏🍑 bottom🍑👖 jeans👖 jeans 👢Boots👢 with the🐑 fur with the fur The whole🎊 club was 👀👀👀looking👀👀👀 at her She hit 💦the floor💦 she hit the floor Next thing you know👅 🔞Shawty🔞 got ⤵low, ⤵low, ⤵low, ⤵low, ⤵low, ⤵low, ⤵low, ⤵low Them baggy sweat pants🍆 And the👟 Reebok's with the straps👟 with the straps She 😉turned around 😉and gave that 🍑big booty🍑 a 👋smack👋 hey She💦 hit the floor 💦she hit the floor Next thing you know👅 Shawty got ⬇low, ⬇low, ⬇low, ⬇low, ⬇low, ⬇low, ⬇low, ⬇low 🍑🍑🍑

I look Dan right in the fucking eyes. He plays his autistic Blue eyes white dragon in attack mode. I then yell: How hillarious, you just activated my trap card, nigger. Dan and his autistic dragon then have all their orficices penetrated by my pet krakens tentacles. It was euphoric seeing them suffer and I decide to end it. I tip my fedora and trancend then tell the kraken to thrust. There is blood and shit everywhere and I pull out my portal where my parents comes in and say: Thats it, youre moving with your aunt and uncle in Bel-Air. I tip my fedora at a taxi, he pulls up to pick me up but I yell: yo holmes smell ye arse lata, BITCH! And fly off in the distance. gg, i mutter.

 slam me the FUCK uP 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 john cena JOhN cEna👌 john ✔ cena john👌👌cena john👌👌cena👌👌👌 john✔cena ✔✔u can't see me if I do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌John ceNa

 🔥💞Papi💏 had a little🙌 kitty😻🙀😽 whos cummy💧👈 was white⚪ as snow❄⛄☁☔ and anytime Papi's👦 cock🐓😵got bigger⬆🙈 his little girl 👶👼👪 was sure👍to blow 💨👅👄👌 I cant🚫🙅live without you Papi!💞💖 You make me ah💦 ah 💦cummy!!😍😩😚 let me lick👅 you up ⬆⬆ and fill my tummy! Send 💌💋💬 this to your 💟one💯TRUE 💯Papi or be an orphan👲💩 for 18 years 🔫😦😩👎😱✨💦💦 Pap

 THANK MR SKELTAL💀🎺💀🎺💀🎺💀🎺💀🎺 gooD boNes n calcium💀 thank 🎺 mr skeltal g💀💀ood bones💀💀and calc💀 ium💀💀💀 good bones🎺and calcium 🎺🎺if i dootƽaү thank skeltal man 🎶 doot doot doot doot🎶 good bones n calcium good bones (chorus: dootdoot) mMMMMᎷМ🎶 💀💀💀DO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒT💀 💀 💀💀 🎶 💀 🎺 🎺 🎺 💀💀thank mr skeltal

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