Updating the Records

I'm going back through past posts and revamping them. Making them more professional. So stick around or check back soon.

From Russia with Memes Part 2

Fish can't survive long out of water; Russians can't survive long off a carpet.


I- I don't have the psychological skills needed to comment here.


"Parret Preacher?" Sounds like a new show on TLC... You know that'd be some TLC bullshit. But I do want to see that parret walk into his birdhouse like Sherman Hemsley walks into church in "Amen"


Teaching a crayfish how to "be rachet."


Who saw "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo" (2011). Directed by David Fincher? This looks like the opening where they have those monochromic humans. And Karen Oh's Voice...
"For peace and trust can win the day despite of all your losing."


Little Vladimir is playing with pop pop's gun again. Little punk ass.


I have to buy bread in Moscow next time knowing this disgusting man might have laid on it.


Ho ho ho! Santa Stalin! "Some of the youths have asked for enough food to eat.... No..... Less for Ukraine....."


"No........... No.. I clean bomb now, Mista Khrushchev"


Oh.... well.... Larisa's dead where the drinks!


"What gun would Jesus choose?"
Well he would use a FN P90


Whoa... Just imagine Putin completing the trifecta...


Alright, I am only commenting on the old perv's hair. It's a hairstyle that is a buzz cut with the bangs still on.....


Mon Mothma?


Fuckin' photo bombing heffers!! We want to see the cow!!

"Da?"......

"Nyet......"

More of a little treat. Riding a bear and sporting a cunt cap...

From Russia with Memes Part 1

This is the cover for my new coffee table book called "Estrus: A Russia //in// Love."



Look how sultry that bitch is!



We know that's Sergey Golovkin



The one on the left is really into it.



It's Bat Russian!!! He's come to save the day.....! or to just drink it away.


That's Russian Spiderman




"Alright class! If it become threat, we put broom through wheelchair kid's wheels."



He died in the Great Patriotic War (WWII) so you could have the illusion of free choice..... and so you could bring booty back.

What kind of bakery is this?! Andrei Chikatilo's bakery???

The Russian Human Centipede (Soviet Centipede) didn't do as well.

So much Russian in the air, it has started to condense on the walls.

Part 2 coming soon...

Phlebitis or cellulitis? Updated

 I had a standard IV line. In for about 8 hours. Just opiates and contrast. The next couple days I developed this bruise. It's painless and healing at a steading rate. But I took a lot of aspirin the day *after* I had the IV. Can aspirin retroactively increase bleeding? Yes... Yes it does.


 This is the start of it at around 2 days after the IV
















This is 7 days after the IV. Slightly tender if rubbed





 Here it is on the same day (7 days) but this shows the petechia.



I think it might be related to the MRI contrast agent I received. Possible allergic to it.

Broken Record

I started having hallucination and I would sit in my room and I would hear, verbatim past arguments that have been had. Not always involving me, just arguments in the living room in general. I know it's fake but it's like a record. Each individual's voices is perfectly perseved. I can keep track, like "oh it was that fight yesterday so today will be the (X) fight," These were/are literally recordings, that somehow, for some reason, are being played now.

Rosetta Molted

Here is Rosetta's last season dress. She told me to throw it away. "Look at how fucking disgusting that dress it! Get it out, throw it away!" Rosetta doesn't sound like that IRL. She sounds like Condoleeza Rice. She does.

Meme Monday

Memes are easy, memes are fun. Memes area also funny if one can make them right. Not my pictures but my texts:

MJK or Go A Way.. fuck that's a good one too!

Yeah... I don't

"Unfortunately we are closed for 90 days and/or until the carpets are replaced, furniture bleach and when a missing persons report-"