Pseudocida homosapiensi™ *Fiction, Test Run*

     Species classification has yield no clues to P. homosapiensi origin. DNA shows several instances of genes that are around at least ~80% to related genes in: Catenaria anguillulae, Wolbachia, Trypanosoma, Treponema pallidum, Toxoplasma gondii, Bdelloidea, Spiroplasma, Temperate Bacteriophage, JC Virus, Borrelia, Acanthocephala, Naegleria fowleri.

     There is a high chance that this organism was man made. Exact reasons relating to how the species can produce such a wide range of signs are lacking. We don't know how it works. Do you know how it works? We don't even think God himself knows how it works!

Symptoms of infection:
 Limbic Encephalitis 
 Vasoconstriction
 Memory Problems
 Fever
 Mydriasis
 Acquired Torticollis
 Nausea
 "Encephalitis lethargica"
 Hypotension
 Headache
 Loss of Impulse Control
 Necrosis due to restricted blood flow
 Priapism (paradoxical due to hypotension)
 Xenomas, mainly around the CNS
 Catatonia (with Hypomanic to Manic features)
 Seizures
 Akathisia
 Blurred vision
 Depersonalization
 Derealisation
 Hypothermia
 Convulsions
 Stiffness
 OCD
 Hypersexuality
 Euphoria
 Newly formed Paraphillias
 Parkinsonism
 Neural Inclusions
 Delirium
 Hallucinations
 Polyphagia
 Hyperosmia
 Suicidal and Homicidal ideation
 Urges to Shout, Throw, Break things, and Harm others
 Cravings for Opioids
 Meningoencephalitis
 Hypoalgesia progressing to complete endogenous induced Analgesia
 Emotional Lability
 Ataxia
 Transient Autophagia
 Torpor
 Acquired Antisocial Behaviors
 Erotomania
 Loss of Morals
 Oneirophrenia
 Pica
 Parasomnia
 Ego Death
 Nystagmus
 Hypoesthesia progressing to Anaphia
 Cyanosis
 Desquamation
 Cytokine Storm
 Anti-NMDA Receptor Encephalitis
 Witzelsucht